Silly Holiday Songs

        Here are some silly Scouting Songs, derived from familiar holiday tunes. Please send me your favorites and I'll include them here.

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A Scout's Christmas

By K. Meyers, D. Busker, and the boys of Den 4, Pack 1515, Alexandria, VA
(tune: Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the den,
With a rope held by each end,
Tying a bowline knot
Then showing what I've got.

Whittling with my knife
On a practice Dial soap bar.
I can hardly wait,
Scout camp can't be far.

Bait a hook,
Learn to cook,
Bike ro-de-os.
Neckerchief slides,
Canned food drives,
Learning to take photos.

Pancake mix,
Carving sticks,
Keeps us on the run.
Our families
Make all these
Memories so much fun.

Dashing through the camp,
Putting up the tents,
Popping all the corn,
Blowing that morning horn.

Of scout camp we all dream
We'll soon be old enough
Tigers, Bobcats, Wolves, and Bears
We're made of real tough stuff!

Half-hitch knots,
Setting up cots,
Playing fun new games.
Hammers and nails,
Compass and trails,
Arrow points are the thing.

Santa's coming,
We've been good,
As good as we can be...
Load our stocking
With a pocket knife,
Boy Scouts we want to be!

-- Thanks to Pete Farnham, CM, Pack 1515, GW District, NCAC, Alexandria, VA

The Twelve Scouting Days of Christmas

(Tune: 12 Days of Christmas. Substitute Christmas for Scouting in the leading lines as you wish)

On the first day of Scouting, Akela gave to me.....
A Den Leader swinging from a tree!
On the second day of Scouting, Akela gave to me.....
Two Screaming Bobcats,
And a Den Leader swinging from a tree!

OK, you should have the idea by now. Here's the rest of these silly verses:

Third Day
Three Skinny Wolves
Fourth Day
Four Hungry Bears
Fifth Day
Five We be los
Sixth Day
Six Arrow points
Seventh Day
Seven Silly Den Chiefs
Eighth Day
Eight Shouting Scouts
Ninth Day
Nine Warring Eagles
Tenth Day
Ten Derby Cars
Eleventh Day
Eleven Funny Den Skits
Twelfth Day
TwelveWacky Cheers

-- Thanks to Jack W. Weinmann

The Twelve Days of Summer Camp

On the first day of summer camp, my mommy sent to me
A box of oatmeal cookies.
On the second day of summer camp, my mommy sent to me
Two T-shirts
And a box of oatmeal cookies.

OK, you should have the idea by now. Here's the rest of these silly verses:
Third Day
Three pairs of sox
Fourth Day
Four woolen caps
Fifth Day
Five underpants
Sixth Day
Six postage stamps
Seventh Day
Seven nose warmers
Eighth Day
Eight BatMan comic books
Ninth Day
Nine bars of soap
Tenth Day
Ten Band-Aids
Eleventh Day
Eleven shoestrings
Twelfth Day
Twelve bottles of blood-sucking heliocopter repellent

--Thanks to Chuck Bramlet, ASM Troop 323, Thunderbird District, Grand Canyon Council, Phoenix, Az. and the Thunderbird District, TRC, Cub Scout Roundtable resource packet, Nov 9, 1989.

"I'm A Snowflake" by Karen Rogers

Tune: Clementine

I'm a snowflake, I'm a snowflake,
I'm a snowflake yes I am.
And I'm falling, yes I'm falling,
Right upon your little head.

Oh, I'm melting, Oh, I'm melting
Oh, I'm melting yes I am.
Aren't you glad that I'm not yellow,
But white like I am.

--Thanks to Chuck Bramlet, ASM Troop 323, Thunderbird District, Grand Canyon Council, Phoenix, Az. and the Thunderbird District, TRC, Cub Scout Roundtable resource packet, Nov 9, 1989.


Christmas Time

Tune: Jingle Bells
School is out, we won't pout,
Cubs shout "hip hooray!"
Something Special's coming soon,
And it's Christmas day.

Wrap the gift, trim the tree,
Mind your Mon and Dad.
You'll get presents if you do,
Boy, won't you be glad!

Santa's Coming

Tune: Brother John

Santa's coming, Santa's coming,
Can you hear? Can you hear?
Jingle Bells are jingling, we are happy singing.
Christmas Bells, Christmas Bells.

--Thanks to Chuck Bramlet, ASM Troop 323, Thunderbird District, Grand Canyon Council, Phoenix, Az. and the Thunderbird District, TRC, Cub Scout Roundtable resource packet, Nov 9, 1989.

Randall

Tune: Rudolph


Randall, the red-cheeked Cub Scout
Had a very cold, cold nose.
And if you ever noticed,
You could even say it flows.

All of the other Cubbies,
Used to laugh and point it out.
That Randall, the red-cheeked Cub Scout
Had a very runny snout.

Then one day the Den Leader
Took Randall out of sight (A clear violation of YPT! ;) )
And told him that it's time he knew
How to wipe his nose just right.

Now all the other Cubbies
Think Randall is a "Class-A" Scout.
Cause Randall, the red-cheeked Cub Scout
Finally learned to blow his snout.

--Thanks to Chuck Bramlet, ASM Troop 323, Thunderbird District, Grand Canyon Council, Phoenix, Az. and the Thunderbird District, TRC, Cub Scout Roundtable resource packet, Nov 9, 1989.

Rudy, the Red-Nosed Cub Scout

Rudy, the red-nosed Cub Scout,
Had a very runny nose;
And if you ever saw it,
You would prob ly say, Oh, Gross!

All of the other Cub Scouts
Used to look and say, Oh, Ick! ;
Parents wouldn t go near Rudy,
Cause they thought they would get sick.

Then one winter s Pack Meeting,
Akela said, Sign s Up! .
Rudy, with your nose so wet,
A box of Kleenex is what you ll get!

Then all the Cub Scouts cheered him,
As he blew and blew and blew;
Rudy, the red-nosed Cub Scout,
We will Do Our Best with you!

-- Words by Kelly Parker, CM, Pack 43, Thunderbird District, Grand Canyon Council (Phoenix, AZ)

Tommy the Cub Scout

Tune: Frosty

Tommy, the Cub Scout
Was a very happy boy.
With a uniform of blue and gold
And a Den that gave him joy.

Tommy, the Cub Scout
Earned his badges one by one.
He did his best and met the test.
A good citizen he's become.

He helps out other people when
He sees they need a lot.
He does his chores around the house
And feeds his dog (named Spot).

Tommy, the Cub Scout
Does his duty willingly.
Someday he'll join a Boy Scout Troop
And a fine man he will be.

--Thanks to Chuck Bramlet, ASM Troop 323, Thunderbird District, Grand Canyon Council, Phoenix, Az. and the Thunderbird District, TRC, Cub Scout Roundtable resource packet, Nov 9, 1989.

The Twelve Days of Halloween

(Sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the first day of Halloween, my true love sent to me,
An owl in an old deed tree.

And the other eleven verses are:
Two Trick or Treaters.
Three Black Cats.
Four Skeletons.
Five Scary Spooks.
Six Goblins Gobbling.
Seven Pumpkins Glowing.
Eight Monsters Shrieking.
Nine Ghosts a Booing.
Ten Ghouls a Groaning.
Eleven Masks a Leering.
Twelve Bats a Flying.

-- Thanks to Roger Young

More Christmas Stuff,

by Rob Stawicki

Giving time,sharing time, fun for everyone,
Scouters knowthat Christmas is
The time for deeds well done.

Giving time, sharing time, let us all take part.
Join with Cub Scouts all around,
And give gifts from the heart.

(Tune: Camptown Races)
Rudolph's pulling Santa's sleigh, ho-ho! ho-ho!
Rudolph's leading all the way, ho-ho! ho-ho!
Gonna ride all day, gonna ride all night,
They'll be flying through the sky, using Rudolph's light.

(Tune: Bingo)
I know a man in a jolly red suit,
and Santa is his name-o.
S-A-N-T-A, S-A-N-T-A-,S-A-N-T-A
and Santa is his name-o.

(Tune: Auld Lang Syne)
It's Chrismas time around the world,
You'll hear the Yule bells ring.
It's time for giving, time for love,
It's tim for hearts to sing.

Merry Christmas to you one and all,
Goodwill and happiness,
Good health throughout the coming year,
May all your days be blessed.

(Tune: Jingle Bells)
School is out, we won't pout,
Cubs shout "Hip-hooray!"
Something special's comming soon,
And it's Christmas Day.

Wrap the gifts, trim the tree,
Mind your Mom and Dad.
You'll get presents if you do,
Boy, won't we be glad!

(Tune: She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain)
He'll be driving 8 brown reindeer when he comes,
He'll be driving 8 brown reindeer when he comes,
He'll be driving 8 brown reindeer, driving 8 brown reindeer,
He'll be driving 8 brown reindeer when he comes.

(Other verses)
- He'll be coming down the chimney when he comes.
- He'll be dressed up in a red suit when he comes.
- We'll all peek to see him when he comes.
- We'll give him milk and cookies when he comes.

(Tune: 12 Days of Chrismas)
On the first day of Scouting Akela gave to me... A den leader swinging from a tree
2nd... 2 screaming Bobcats
3rd... 3 skinny Wolves
4th... 4 hungry Bears
5th... 5 We bel os
6th... 6 Arrow points
7th... 7 silly den chiefs
8th... 8 shouting Scouts
9th... 9 warring Eagles
10th.. 10 Derby cars
11th.. 11 funny den skits
12th.. 12 wacky cheers

A Hannaka Song
(Tune: Three Blind Mice)
Eight bright lights, eight bright lights,
See how they glow, see how they glow,
They call to mind the Maccabees,
The struggle for our liberties,
The glory of their victories,
Eight bright lights.